Vampire Weekend- The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance Full credit to “Rasta1982” on Youtube.com Chords: C - Dm – F - G C Dm F A devastating backstroke F G C All the way from France C Dm F With shiny, shiny cufflinks F G C A shirtsleeve to enhance C Dm F The pin-striped men of morning F G C Are coming for to dance C Dm F With pure Egyptian Cotton F G C The kids don't stand a chance Solo You criticize the practice By murdering their plants Ignoring all the history Denying them romance The pin-striped men of morning Are coming for to dance Forty-million dollars The kids don't stand a chance Solo I didn't like the business, But that was at first glance Your pillow feels so soft now But still you must advance The pin-striped men of morning The partners in the dance The paper's shot to pieces The kids don't stand a chance Solo